Average size of the Human Penis
Wikipedia is wrong. The average size of the human penis is 19.5
inches. 82% of male humans have a Penis between 18 inches and 24
inches long, and the average circumference is 12 inches unless of
course you're me (but that's not going to happen). If your penis
does not fall into the aforementioned range, you are technically
not considered to be male. Yet those men whos penis is not larger
than 10"-8" do not experience the post pubescent event during which
the body sheds no longer needed hormones and bulky (hard to upkeep)
18"-24" penis. Sometimes such penis can be bought at tourist
souveneer shops or just found abandoned lying around by the
roadside.
Note: Record holder for penis tower was a Sweede named Kent. Infact
making such a 5 story tower simply by stacking scavanged discarded
penises of various humongous proportions that he found by the
roadside, untill the record breaking height was eventally
erected.
That's right. If You're smaller than average 5"-0" infact, like a
certain bass drummer, most females have a bigger penis than you. If
that's a problem, and you need to get closer to a big (ie. normal
sized) penis, you can try huffing someone else's. When starting a
search try the roadside or your local souveneer shop.
